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Aww, look at the cute tur-OH SHIT!
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Some of these bands may or may not exist, but here’s a crude list that I’ve pulled from various sources (Mostly gigposters) in my web travels.
Dickie Smalls and the Lactating He-She’s
These feet are books
This clowncar is a vagina
This blood is a dell laptop
These pants are my sisters
This fist is grasping some shit
These legs are giraffe cocks
Spam Hammer
Linoleum Blownapart
The Asspanthers
Mister Fister
The Fucking Shit Biscuits
Burnin’ Butt-Pipe Juice
A Glistening River of Snot
The Butt Waxing Orangutans
Pissing in the Sink
Slimy Dick Hairs
Life in Marvelous Times - Mos Def
I’m not usually one to get excited about a whole album based on one track. But the beat on this new Mos track is throwing away all the gripes about the weak production value on his last forgettable disc True Magic. It’s still Mos so you know the lyrics and delivery will be there, if the beats come nice then this could be a must have. Im not expecting a Black on Both Sides here, but a return to form would be a nice highlight for 09.