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January 2009

25 posts

Jan 30, 2009
Jan 30, 2009
#Illustration #art
Jan 26, 2009
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Jan 24, 2009
#video #OH SHIT!
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Jan 23, 2009
#Sports #video
Jan 22, 2009
David Lee Roth Soundboard → thetyser.com
Jan 22, 2009
Dear Sirs,

“Dear Sirs,
If the pavement comes alive on Flatbush Ave with toothy smiles
Comprised of traffic cones and manholes become eyes
And birds burst into flames while singing Satan’s praises
And fold into the sky and rain down ashy danger

If every office empties and all slaves walk in dazes
To a pool of liquid money where they bathe blissfully naked
And drugs no longer taunt me and flooze around my conscience
And every woman beating rapist is securely in their coffins

If every open hydrant in a Brooklyn time summer moment
Is opened up by cops and folds out into an ocean
And rent is paid by bread literally and parking isn’t paid for
And food stamps can be planted and childhoods can’t be damaged

If fire could power space ships that safely ship the creators
Of dynamite and gun powder to the graves of all who faced it
And the slurping nerf of beauracrat life and bean coutning slave owners
Is twisted in on itself til they shave off their own faces

If all the coke and crack in the nation is collected in a top hat
And force fed to the children of every CIA agent
And dust heads get an angel and an acres worth of rainbow
And the projects turn to clouds and the stupid aren’t so proud

And the snivelling grimace mongrels of infected money slobbing pesticrats ignite into a brilliant beam of light
And mercy is the rule
And the exception’s mercy too
And the desert comes in Brooklyn and the President goes to school

Time flows in reverse
Death becomes my birth
Me fighting in your war is still, by a large margin
The least likely thing that will ever fucking happen…ever”

-El-P

Jan 22, 2009
#The worst
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Jan 21, 2009
#design #video
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Jan 21, 2009
America's Top Graphic Designer...? → cmykamerica.com

reality tv is now clutching at straws.

Jan 21, 2009
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Jan 19, 2009
#music #video #girls
Excerpts from whats happening.

“Do whatever you want. Manufacturing the holy weapons is our mission and we know how to acquire weapons,” he said.

“A four-year-old girl is making an unlikely recovery after being shot in the head.”

“Doctors at a hospital near Gaza are almost overwhelmed by the number of Palestinian children needing treatment for bullet wounds to their heads.”

“Oh God, my daughters have been killed,” wailed Dr. Izzeldin Abuelaish
But when he spoke at a news conference at the hospital on Saturday, his reputation and anguish was not enough to deter right wing hecklers from
shouting abuse

“We have pulled out the bodies of 15 children and women from under their house,”

“I carried him in my arms still bleeding and we had to step over the body of his father,” she said. “We had to leave Atiyeh but I hoped to save Ahmed.
“He died as I carried him.”

“Hamas declares victory in Gaza claiming it lost only 48 fighters “

And you ask me why I hate people?

Jan 19, 2009
#The worst
Liquid Wood Is Plastic of Tomorrow → dw-world.de

Plastic was one of the great innovations of the 20th century, but German scientists believe a new invention, liquid wood, could soon supplant the chemical in terms of everyday usefulness.

Jan 19, 2009
Jan 15, 2009
#advertising
Jan 14, 2009
If movie posters were honest → holytaco.com

Jan 14, 2009
#advertising #lol
Jan 12, 2009
#art
Jan 10, 2009
Jan 10, 2009
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